nootnootmothafuckah:

ask-bombastic-blake:

Sass is the best way to avoid getting fined

How is fining people for their yelp reviews even legal?

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becausewhynoteathumans:

im really fucking sarcastic for someone who’s about to start crying most of the time

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billiondollarbaby:

I can’t wait for winter because that’s when all mosquitoes die and go to hell where they belong

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lovealwayslupita:

I seriously love this so much…

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h0odrich:

no no, it’s fine, ill text myself back

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poorrichardsalmasnack:

lightskinjeezus:

metrogoon:

I’m dying right now 😂😂😂😂😂

brutal

DONT MIND THE BLUR

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nutthing:

r u from europe because europiece of shit

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christinaleannaruth:

zumainthyfuture:

agnesmcnuggets:

thetallblacknerd:

jaii-ana:

prettyboyshyflizzy:

kingspongyy:

I have been DYING laughing at this for hoursssssss

lmaooooooooooooooo

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Diabolical

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Lmaooooooo

sweet god

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ticklish-panda:

Anna Kendrick’s tweets are legendary

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fitzgeraldthefourth:

fitzgeraldthefourth:

omfg today a girl at school told me i was wearing the same outfit i wore yesterday

lmao

I DON’T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS HILARIOUS

WE HAVE A UNIFORM

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zapidos:

My little brother and I were swimming and my dad walked out and said “it’s trash day tomorrow you know what that means” and my brother looked at me dead in the eyes and said “it’s time for you to go.”

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buzzfeed:

lol parents   [x]

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