This heat will be the death of me. (Taken with instagram)

Successful tanning day ☀ (Taken with instagram)

Getting calls at night by someone with The Screams voice.

Fuck you Kenneth, Tommy, Alex, and Victor.

I hate you all.

#LOL  

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FUCKKKKKKKKKK. i lost my iphone.

swaggertasticswag asked: OMFG LOL im going to give you a sunflower on tues!

LMAO ight ill give one back to you and you’re gonna enjoy it.

3 days ago on May 25, 2012 at 11:00pm

swaggertasticswag asked: no i will not change my name to OFSLUT hahahaha get it?

guess im not changing mine to OfLilDick :)

Anonymous asked: you should change your name to OFDAN

DANIEL, I KNOW ITS YOU. WHY ARE YOU ANONYMOUS.

and only if you change yours to OfKelly

3 days ago on May 25, 2012 at 10:35pm
  • people: you have to be more lady like
  • me: suck my dick

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Lol yeah, why not put it in the armpit (Taken with instagram)

When 3 black guys in my robotics class keep touching and playing with my hair

“omg it is so soft” “it feels like silk or something”

#LOL  
  • math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
  • history test: the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
  • literature test: explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
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